Tuesday, February 16, 2010

R U Ready for Some BASEBALL??

Why, yes.  Yes, I am.  I had to send democommie™©® a note yesterday with a link to a story replete with pictures and a video, mind you, of something they call "Truck Day" in Boston--so named because it is the day that the Red Sox (who as you all know suck and always have and always will and there's nothing more to say about that) load up their gaudy, painted-in-Fenway Park-Green 18-wheeler with all their ugly uniforms and all of the rest of the equipment they need to play a game of catch and/or pepper--and send it off to where ever in the hell it is that they spring train.

We mention this because, Huzzah!, it is just about time for the pitchers and catchers to report and to that I say, "Oh, Hell yes!"  It snowed again here today and we've arrived at the time of year where I'm tired of being cold and tired of shoveling snow and am ready for a little hardball.  So, bring it on...

As I am too cheap to actually subscribe to "Baseball Prospectus" I cannot confirm that the following information was generated by Nate Silver of  fivethirtyeight.com fame (he's the most savvy of all the political pollsters as you know) but word is that it was.  It's something called the "Pecota Rankings" named after former KC Royals utility infielder Bill Pecota due to the fact that the acronym by which it is known (PECOTA) matches his name: Player Empirical Comparison and Optimization Test Algorithm.  The algorithm--which involves math, apparently--takes into account things like who's out of rehab and who's still on the juice and the like and attempts to project future player performance based on what they've done in the past, etc.

We'll print the prognostications for you today and then we'll check back and check how things turned out in October or thereabouts:

        AL East
Boston         94-68
New York    92-70
T.B. Rays    91-71
Balt.            79-83
Toronto       71-91

       AL Central
DETROIT    80-82
White Sox   80-82
Minnesota   80-82
Cleveland    77-85
K.C.           74-88

      AL West
Texas        87-75
Seattle       83-79
Oakland    82-80
L.A.          76-86

    NL East
Phillies       89-73
Atlanta       86-76
Florida       82-80
NY Mets    77-85
Wash.         75-87

   NL Central
St. Louis     88-74
Cubs          79-83
Milwaukee 78-84
Cincy         77-85
Houston     77-85
Pittsburgh   72-90

   NL West
Colorado  88-74
Arizona     84-78
Dodgers    81-81
Giants       81-81
San Diego 72-90
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That which jumps out at me is the predicted 3-way tie for first in the AL Central.  I guarantee one thing: if it happens it will be because Detroit dropped their last 8 games of the season or some such thing to make it happen.  I guess I can spend the summer trying to find out how a three-way tie would be resolved.  Right now I can't think of a way to do it without a double-elimination tournament of some sort.  I know this much, it's never happened before and is about as likely to happen as a coin landing on "heads" 50 times in a row, but hey, it could happen, I suppose.
 

3 comments:

Nomi said...

77--85.
WTF.

Richard said...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, indeed. Here's my take: If the Mets (to whom we suspect you refer) played in the AL Central, that 77-85 would leave them only 3 games out of first. In the midst, in other words, of a thrilling pennant chase. So, it is apparent to me that what you need here is not necessarily a better team, but rather, a shittier division for them in which to play. I'd get on the horn to Bud Selig right away with this if I were you.

Dave said...

Cubs finishing second in the NL Central, and with a losing record? I shall shun Nate Silver henceforth, like Dwight Shrute shuns Andy Bernard.