The Gay Bomb

You will probably hear about this soon enough as this is one of those items which, once it shows up on-line, finds its way onto the MSM in short order. Here’s the deal. There’s a story out there that our military was considering building a so-called “gay bomb”. A few of the details:

...the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another..."

As I continued my research, I found the following report which details an apparent attempt to test such a device in the late 1960’s:

I never talk much about my time in service to my country. In truth there are large periods of it which I cannot remember. The fact is that we were doing lots of experiments in my unit--a hyper-secret, cryptoQ Medicalintel detachment.

We actually did develop a successful prototype of such a device it was the Homogenerator MA-1a WMD--Weapon of Manliness Destruction (we generally referred to it as "The Gaymaker" or "The Daisychainer". We had tried it on some test subjects, several AF Band units (the results were skewed because, well, just because).

It was determined that we needed a test subject group that would be extremely heterosexual and the 111th FS of the Texas Air Nation Guard was selected . Little did we know that our future beloved pretendsident was at that time performing heroic service for country, under harrowing conditions where the beer was often closer to 50 degrees than 40 and the Peruvian Marching Powder was of less than optimal grade. I digress.

We deployed the weapon while the pilots, instructors and other officers in the unit were having a bbq at the boq. It was, actually, quite a clever method of deployment. We had a "Mariachi band" (actually members of the CIA's Covert Symphony) who set up and played a couple of sets and then brought on their "Special Guests"--The Village People (once again, CIA Spec Ops people--Black Bag & Killer Heels Brigade) who after spiking the punch with "rufies" began to sensuously serenade the young airwarriors.

They never had a chance, Sir. It was just unfair to those brave young men. We had developed a special housing for the weapon, in the shape of a 24" diameter "Disco" mirror ball. That size unit (about 20 Kilofags) was sufficient to obliterate the heterosexual tendencies not only in those present but in every creature within a 2 mile of the epicenter (dubbed "Gay Zero"). Well, Sir, I won't go into the things that transpired as the party wore on, except to say that we had seriously under estimated the amount of Astrolube (which was then under development for use on those really long, hard rockets that were used by NASA) that a squadron of suddenly gay fighter pilots could get through in an evening.

It was incredible, Sir, by 4:00 the next day, every Sew-Fro within 60 miles of the base had been stripped of fuchsia and chartreuse fabric by groups of foraging airmen from the base; the roosters on nearby farms were ignoring the hens and one Brahma bull was heard to murmur, "Milk this, Mr. Farmer".

Thank, GOD, that the device used in the test had been set to its lowest power level. Within a day or two things returned to normal, although the re-painting of vehicles, hangars and dormitories--from some truly garish color schemes--to their original AF Blue and OD took a bit longer. The men, somewhat sheepish in many cases, said "Well, what happens in Lubbock, stays in Lubbock". The livestock were, of course euthanized, no way anybody was gonna eat a gay steer ('cept maybe Richard Gere in an "Officer And A Gentleman").

All returned to normal, all except for one pilot, that is. In a development almost too horrible to contemplate, our deer leader did not come around as quickly as his fellow officers.

This is just conjecture on the part of the medical personnel who worked with him for months trying to cure him, but they posited the following in a report that was appended to his service record (and you wondered why it wasn't available) excerpted here:

" Having treated the subject with every form of aversion and conversion anti-gay therapy that we could devise, we have met with failure. It is the belief of this panel that the subject, "Pilot W", has a form of homosexuality designated as HGRH (Highly God Resistant Homosexuality). We believe that a possible explanation for his intractable condition is that, in his "sporting days" at Yale, Mr. Bush was cut from the baseball team (throws everything to the right, bats like a girl) and so, became a cheerleader because he liked to be near all of those sweating, pheromone generating young Adonises. There is no way to prove this of course, but it is our suspicion that his exposure to gayness at that time and his subsequent exposure to the "Gaymaker" was just too much for his system.

While there is no "Silver Bullet" cure, at present, in our arsenal we hold out hope for an efficacious course of treatment. In the interim we advise that "Pilot W" be relieved of duty and transferred to another unit. Maxwell AFB in Alabama has a slot and is located in an area where homophobia is a long and respected tradition. Perhaps a "tough love" approach will work where others have failed. Upon "Pilot W"'s separation from active duty it is recommended by our PsyOps people that he might pursue a role in public service where many, many homosexual men are currently living productive gay-bashing lives (we're not naming names but one guy's initials are JEH--check it out, call (number redacted) ask for "Mary".). --Report ends.

I'm sorry, Sir, but the story had to be told.



I will continue to follow this developing story and will update you as necessary.